2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids/Everyone
::: by V. Subhash :::
☻ Biggest book of original jokes with over 3000 kid-safe jokes and no 彡 or (‿ˠ‿) humour
☻ All traditional joke types (everything from bar jokes to medical jokes)
☻ Super-sharp political & satirical humour
At over 3100 jokes, this is the third biggest jokebook. In terms of original jokes, it seems to be the biggest or second-biggest jokebook. All jokes are child-friendly and family friendly.
2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone | 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids | |
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Looks | ![]() | ![]() |
Available from | Amazon.com BN.com | Amazon.com, Amazon.in |
Assures | 2020 original jokes | |
Contains | 3100+ jokes in total | 2200+ jokes in total |
Pages | 273 | 176 |
Contains | Full book | Two-third |
Targets | 20 and above | Ages 10-19 |
Family-friendly | All | All |
Politically hot | Included | Not included |
Ebook | Will not be published The older subset 400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone is available separately for FREE at several ebook stores: https://books2read.com/jokes. It includes several of the hottest 'politically hot' content. A paperback option also exists for $8 but is not a value-for-money option comparatively now. | |
Paperback price | $12, £10, €10 | $10, £6, €9, ₹1200 |
What's in the book
From the back cover:
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2020 fresh jokes (plus 1000 extra to adjust for some old ones). Jokes that you don't have to think about, just like George Costanza wanted them - bar jokes, blonde jokes, cross-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes, lightbulb jokes, pun jokes, romantic jokes...
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Entire chapters for people with special skills or interests - computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...
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For those looking for sharp content, plenty of jokes about philosophy, advertising, news and politics.
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For kids and students wishing to improve their vocabulary and general knowledge, a treasure house of clever wordplay and interesting facts/riddles, and three chapters devoted to foreign languages.
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Several funny and thought-provoking poems (mostly as financial jokes), set to the tune of popular nursery rhymes.
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Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are skeptical, read the pages of the Confucius-Say Jokes or the Off-The-Wall Philosophers sections.
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Plenty of illustrations and some very novel joke and page formats.
- Written in quiz style, the book provide loads of fun for the whole family.
Note
This note is on the back cover of the 'For Everyone' paperback:
This book satirizes everything. Political correctness is not an exception. But, remember, this book is child-friendly and family-friendly. So, the blondes in the blonde jokes eventually trump Chuck Norris. (Chuck Norris asked me to write them.) Ethnic jokes are not racist jokes. Confucius-say jokes are squeaky clean. (They are directly based on Mel Blanc's Zookie original.) Romantic jokes are actually breakup jokes and are totally devoid of mushy stuff.
Book-Read Video
The jokes begin at the 20-minute mark. The audio had to be removed because of some problems but there are subtitles for the entire duration.
The same video is also available on MetaCafe.com
Status
- March 2019: I announced that I was going to write a jokebook with 2000 jokes.
- July 2019: After four months, I completed writing the book.
August 2019: Illustrating it took another month.
September 2019: This book-read video took another month. Queried agents for three weeks but was unsuccessfull. Meanwhile, I wrote a book of my cartoons (under a pseudonym). That took me three months. - February 2020: I decided to self-publish a 167-page 400-joke subset of the original book. It is available as
- a Kindle ebook for $3 (Rs. 220 in India)
- a paperback for $8 [This book will be withdrawn after July 20th]
- March 2020: An editor at a New York publisher (of books as diverse as the CIA Factbook and Judy Mikovits's Plandemic) offers to publish the jokebook if I do not want to go through an agent. I send her the manuscript. She suggests splitting the book - one for kids and one for adults as shelf space is limited in book stores. A few days later, lockdown is imposed all over the world and the lady becomes incommunicado.
- June 2020: The book had some success as the #1 Kindle eBook when it became free for a few days.
- As I wait to hear from the New York editor, I write one full-length book on FFMPEG and two booklets on motorcycling and CommonMark.
- July 2020: With the year fast slipping by, I decided to self-publish the book, even though there is not much money in it. Read the announcements on my new on-site blog here and here.
Merchandise
Tell the PC militia and SJWs to cool off with this celebratory $20.20 mug.
https://teespring.com/2020-jokebook-mug-for-20-20
Excerpts
- One of the chapters (Journalism Jokes) in this book has color photographs and screenshots. I am unable to provide it printed in colour because it would make the book expensive. It would have been wasteful to print a book in color just for one chapter. So, this free sample contains that chapter in full colour and several other jokes. Feel free to print them on a printer if you want to.
- In all, this 60-page PDF document has 181 jokes. (Booksellers limit how much a free sample can have.)
- For obvious reasons, I cannot provide the best jokes in this sample. However, I hope you like the selection and buy the book.
- If you like the book after buying, do not forget to leave a review or rating on one of the store sites.
Download
2020-jokebook-free-sample.pdf
Size: 3.3 MB
This sample is a low-resolution watermarked PDF but it is fully functional.
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