2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids/Everyone

At over 3200 jokes, this is one of the biggest jokebook ever. In terms of original jokes, it seems to be the biggest or second-biggest jokebook. All jokes are child‑friendly and family‑friendly.

	2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone	2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids
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Available from	Amazon.com BN.com	Amazon.com Amazon.in BN.com
Assures	2020 original jokes
Contains	3200 jokes	2200 jokes
Pages	292	166
Contains	Full book	Two-third
Targets	20 and above	Ages 10-19
Family-friendly	All	All
Politically hot	Included	Not included
Ebook	Will not be published The older subset 400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone is available separately for FREE at several ebook stores: https://books2read.com/jokes. It includes several of the hottest 'politically hot' content. A paperback option also exists for $4.99.
Paperback price	$14	$11, ₹550

What's in the book

From the back cover:

• 2020 fresh jokes (plus 1000 extra to adjust for some old ones). Jokes that you don't have to think about, just like George Costanza wanted them — bar jokes, blonde jokes, cross-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes, lightbulb jokes, pun jokes, romantic jokes...

• Entire chapters for people with special skills or interests - computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...

• For kids and students wishing to improve their vocabulary and general knowledge, a treasure house of clever wordplay and interesting facts/riddles, and three chapters devoted to foreign languages.

  

• For those looking for sharp content, plenty of jokes about philosophy, advertising, news and politics.

  

  

• Several funny and thought-provoking poems (mostly as financial jokes), set to the tune of popular nursery rhymes.

• Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are skeptical, read the pages of the Confucius-Say Jokes or the Off-The-Wall Philosophers sections.

• Plenty of illustrations and some very novel joke and page formats.

• Written in quiz style, the book provide loads of fun for the whole family.

• This book satirizes everything. Political correctness is not an exception. But, remember, this book is child-friendly and family-friendly. So, the blondes in the blonde jokes eventually trump Chuck Norris. (Chuck Norris asked me to write them.) Ethnic jokes are not racist jokes. Confucius-say jokes are squeaky clean. Romantic jokes are actually breakup jokes and are totally devoid of mushy stuff. (This chapter has hundreds of jokes covering several professions and species.)

Status

• March 2019: I announced that I was going to write a jokebook with 2000 jokes.
• July 2019: After four months, I completed writing the book.
  • August 2019: Illustrating it took another month.
  • September 2019: I created a book-read video. I queried agents for three weeks but was unsuccessfull. Meanwhile, I wrote a book of my cartoons (under a pseudonym). That took me three months.
• February 2020: I decided to self-publish a 167-page 400-joke subset of the original book.
• March 2020: An editor at a New York publisher (of books as diverse as the CIA Factbook and Judy Mikovits's Plandemic) offers to publish the jokebook if I do not want to go through an agent. I send her the manuscript. She suggests splitting the book - one for kids and one for adults as shelf space is limited in book stores. A few days later, lockdown is imposed all over the world and she becomes incommunicado.
• As I wait to hear from the New York editor, I write
  • one full-length book — FFmpeg Quick Hacks and
  • two booklets:
    • Learn to ride a motorcycle in five minutes and
    • CommonMark Ready Reference.
• July 2020: With the year fast slipping by and no word from the NY editor, I decide to self-publish the book, even though there is not much money in it. Read the announcements on my new on-site blog here and here.

• Later in 2020: I made the ebook version of the 400-joke subset permanently free. The paperback was relisted at a lower price point - $6. The free ebook is frequently #1 in the Political Humour category.

  

Excerpts

• One of the chapters (Journalism Jokes) in this book has color photographs and screenshots. I am unable to provide it printed in colour because it would make the book expensive. It would have been wasteful to print a book in color just for one chapter. So, this free sample contains that chapter in full colour and several other jokes. Feel free to print them on a printer if you want to.
• In all, this 60-page PDF document has 181 jokes. (Booksellers limit how much a free sample can have.)
• For obvious reasons, I cannot provide the best jokes in this sample. However, I hope you like the selection and buy the book.

• If you like the book after buying, do not forget to leave a review or rating on one of the store sites.

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  2020-jokebook-free-sample.pdf
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  This sample is a low-resolution watermarked PDF but it is fully functional.